Reader Q&A: Dominant women struggle, turn-ons, limerence

  In this exciting instalment of the Q&A, I answer questions about the following:  Getting my long term vanilla husband into BDSM Young domme has shitty experiences and I get fist-wavey about it Tasks? Turned on by wife’s pre-marriage affair Hot scene in Blade: unf! Discipline: what do you do? Limerence: how do you deal?  The Domme Chronicles podcast is available on iTunes, so you can subscribe to it if you want to be sure to get my audio porn delivered straight to your ear holes. ___ Want to ask me something? […]

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Reader Q&A: Letting your guard down, being badmouthed

  In this episode of ‘Ferns does Q&A’, we have the following:  How can I learn to let my guard down? The elusive ‘good femdom porn’… Play ideas? Reader loveliness: thank you! Being badmouthed by an ex Sydney University!  The Domme Chronicles podcast is available on iTunes, so you can subscribe to it if you want to be sure to get my audio porn delivered straight to your ear holes. ___ Want to ask me something? […]

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Reader Q&A podcast: Domme with vanilla-ish partner

  A novice Domme has a partner who she loves, they are compatible in all ways, except for in kink. She’s not confident that he’s really into the BDSM that she enjoys and she’s not quite sure what to do about it.  ___ Subscribe to the Domme Chronicles podcast on iTunes. Want to ask me something? Pop on over to my Ask Me page and do it: even if I’m slow, […]

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Reader Q&A: Food things, ghosting & teletubbies

  In this episode of ‘Ferns does Q&A’, we have the following:  What is your star sign? Teletubbies question :P What do you think of ‘Steak and Blowjob’ day [on re-listening, I hate how I just went along with the premise that ‘Valentines Day is for the ladieeezzz’: This is what happens when I do the talking thing and can’t edit!] Have you tried sploshing? Alternative food-related  label to replace ‘vanilla’ Maaaaaaaaaaatt Daaaaaaamon!! Women on vanilla dating sites: what the fuck? Do you like spicy foods? Last cookie on earth: What would Ferns do?! Have you ever fantasised about eating off a submissive? What does YMMV mean on a pro-domme’s site? Ghosting… […]

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Reader Q&A podcast: Finding partners, kidnapping, spanking, threesomes

  All the audio porn! The Domme Chronicles podcast is available on iTunes, so you can subscribe to it if you want to be sure to get my audio porn delivered straight to your ear holes. In this one, I address the following reader questions:  How do you polish an apple (no, that’s not a euphemism)? How do I choose a name and start controlling a sub? Have you been in a relationship with someone who had a kink that was a hard limit? Solicitation from a 69(heh) year old in Florida Kidnapping fantasies? Scammer warning (because always!) How do I find a partner? Any advice for a Domme name? Age differences and ageism? Spanking! Online and phone submission A sweet blast from some 20 years in the past (hello colorado *smile*) What’s a NON-vanilla-date for you, […]

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Audio porn: Amazed and delighted

Not of the kind you are expecting though, no femdommery, no actual porn. But if you want to hear what I sound like when I’m amazed and delighted… Listen to this:   While watching this:  ** Note that there is about 18s of silence before the sound starts. **  […]

Audio podcast – Q&A: Gifts, revealing desires, virgins, toys

  This Domme Chronicles podcast is available on iTunes. In this one, I answer the following reader questions:  Offers of gifts: what would you do? What qualities do you like about your regular readers? Tasks for a sissy slut? Should he talk to a friend of 20 years about his desires? Have you read or seen ‘The Book of Revelation’? What did you think of it? How important is training (of a dominant)? Can a virgin be a dom? Where can I get BDSM toys and outfits? […]

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Audio podcast – Reader Q&A: Anal sex, shyness, pain sluts…

Subscribe: iTunes ___ This is an experiment in podcasting *smile*. The Domme Chronicles podcast is available on iTunes and while some of my old audio clips have made it into the podcast, this is the first brand new one. There will be at least one more and then I will see how I feel about it. The questions I answered include:  How can I make receiving anal sex more domly? Have you ever fed a man with your feet?  I laughed a lot in here: you’ll have to listen to see why…  Shy about being ‘a Domme’ […]

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Travelling

I’m away from home at the moment, on another continent, a vacation, a scoping out. No, not meeting a potential (come on, like I’d be able to keep that to myself!), more’s the pity.  Random things floating around in my head. —- I have some internet connectivity, but I am uninterested in it. It seems so far away. […]

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We talk, we compare notes, we laugh (a lot)

I recently had the privilege of an audio chat with the fabulous Molly from Molly’s Daily Kiss. We discussed blogging, D/s, labels, monogamy, confidence, stereotypes, and much more.  We also talked about my Domme Chronicles book which she describes as ‘love letters to submissive men’, plus she calls the stories ‘beautifully written’, which makes me beyond happy. We laughed a lot. […]

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