Reader Q&A: Healthy pain play, how do I…, F/m events [Audio]

Music by M.M.

This ‘Reader Q&A’ is over an hour long(!) and includes the following:  Telling a dominant I like that I’m transgender You are shit at marketing (it’s true, I am!) How do you learn to cause someone pain in a good and healthy way? For those submissive men who are looking, some examples of your competition Cuckolding: Is she still dominant if she gets dominated by her ‘bull’? What kinds of fetish wear do women like on men? Dominance to help someone get out of their own head? I met a dude who’s submissive, […]

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Reader Q&A: Desire to please, LDRs, expectations [audio]

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This long overdue Q&A (aren’t they always?!) includes the following:  Desire to please vs hard limits, what to do? Is there an outfit that says ‘Domme’? How do I help a new sub who is struggling? “She wanted a hands-free orgasm, so she tied him to the bed and used his mouth.” LDRs and ‘how to’ I made someone fail their exams, […]

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Reader Q&A: Dominant women struggle, turn-ons, limerence [audio]

  In this exciting instalment of the Q&A, I answer questions about the following:  Getting my long term vanilla husband into BDSM Young domme has shitty experiences and I get fist-wavey about it Tasks? Turned on by wife’s pre-marriage affair Hot scene in Blade: unf! Discipline: what do you do? Limerence: how do you deal?  The Domme Chronicles podcast is available on iTunes, so you can subscribe to it if you want to be sure to get my audio porn delivered straight to your ear holes. ___ Want to ask me something? […]

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Reader Q&A: Letting your guard down, being badmouthed [audio]

  In this episode of ‘Ferns does Q&A’, we have the following:  How can I learn to let my guard down? The elusive ‘good femdom porn’… Play ideas? Reader loveliness: thank you! Being badmouthed by an ex Sydney University!  The Domme Chronicles podcast is available on iTunes, so you can subscribe to it if you want to be sure to get my audio porn delivered straight to your ear holes. ___ Want to ask me something? […]

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Reader Q&A podcast: Domme with vanilla-ish partner [audio]

  A novice Domme has a partner who she loves, they are compatible in all ways, except for in kink. She’s not confident that he’s really into the BDSM that she enjoys and she’s not quite sure what to do about it.  ___ Subscribe to the Domme Chronicles podcast on iTunes. Want to ask me something? Pop on over to my Ask Me page and do it: even if I’m slow, […]

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Reader Q&A: Food things, ghosting & teletubbies [audio]

  In this episode of ‘Ferns does Q&A’, we have the following:  What is your star sign? Teletubbies question :P What do you think of ‘Steak and Blowjob’ day [on re-listening, I hate how I just went along with the premise that ‘Valentines Day is for the ladieeezzz’: This is what happens when I do the talking thing and can’t edit!] Have you tried sploshing? Alternative food-related  label to replace ‘vanilla’ Maaaaaaaaaaatt Daaaaaaamon!! Women on vanilla dating sites: what the fuck? Do you like spicy foods? Last cookie on earth: What would Ferns do?! Have you ever fantasised about eating off a submissive? What does YMMV mean on a pro-domme’s site? Ghosting… […]

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Reader Q&A: Finding partners, kidnapping, spanking, threesomes [audio]

  All the audio porn! The Domme Chronicles podcast is available on iTunes, so you can subscribe to it if you want to be sure to get my audio porn delivered straight to your ear holes. In this one, I address the following reader questions:  How do you polish an apple (no, that’s not a euphemism)? How do I choose a name and start controlling a sub? Have you been in a relationship with someone who had a kink that was a hard limit? Solicitation from a 69(heh) year old in Florida Kidnapping fantasies? Scammer warning (because always!) How do I find a partner? Any advice for a Domme name? Age differences and ageism? Spanking! Online and phone submission A sweet blast from some 20 years in the past (hello colorado *smile*) What’s a NON-vanilla-date for you, […]

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