My sent emails XXXVIII
Thank you for the compliments, I do appreciate it. And it’s such a shame, I really liked your approach. You seem smart, funny, and possibly awesome.
But here’s the thing: You have lied to me once already. So now I can’t believe anything you say.
I gave you a chance to tell me that the torso shot is not of you. I know it’s a shot of Channing Tatum. I had hoped that you would just say so when I asked. Instead you pretended it was you.
I don’t know why you did that, but a lie like that isn’t really a way to start a relationship that is based on trust now, is it?
Either your body is close enough to that photo that you hoped I wouldn’t notice, or it is nothing like that and you have no intention of meeting me ever because you would obviously be found out. Either way, a lie is a lie. So now I don’t believe that you are 36, 5’11, have a great job, aren’t in a relationship already… I can’t believe any of that now.
And this, Dave, is why I’m single.