“This toy makes me want to fuck”.
Kneel here. Get it wet.
Let’s get started.
My traditional birthday nude is neither traditional nor nude. I’m okay with it.
Wish me a happy birthday, click ‘like’ so I know you’ve strap-onned (is SO a word, and no I don’t mean ‘strapped-on’) with me. Oh, and send me presents.… Continue Reading
Far be it from me to break from the annual tradition of gratuitous birthday nudity.
My gift to you.
As always, presents, good wishes, over-the-top-flattery… all most welcome! I mean, it’s my BIRTHDAY!
** Edited to add: In response to some questions, yes, of course that’s a photo of me!… Continue Reading