My sent emails XLIX

Inbox:

hello mistress..

Hello 25Msub-in-another-country,

Stolen picture, nowhere near me, two word email.

No thank you.

Ferns

For your amusement, this was the picture he had on his profile (cropped to exclude the cover details and the head of course, for anonymity :P). It is Russian model Matt Voskrebentsev, photographed by Sasha Kosmos. SEEMS TOTALLY LEGIT!… Continue Reading

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Light my fire

My body is on hiatus. Maybe it’s been the stress of an uncertain living situation for so long and then the actual move. Or maybe it’s recent disappointments worming their way into my psyche. I don’t know.

If I had a penis, pretty sure I’d be going through some kind of erectile dysfunction issue right now.

I try to masturbate every day. Usually in the morning before I get up.

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