Eeek! Blog chat

I’ve discovered that a plugin that I use here on my blog allows me to initiate a chat with someone when they are reading my blog.

Ferns chat request

This amuses me greatly because if it happened to me on someone’s blog, it would FREAK ME THE FUCK OUT!! I think I would get such a shock that I would click the little x at the top of the screen so fast my head would spin.

Poll is closed – results below.

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Being sexy

I am not good at ‘being sexy’ in the traditional sense. Dressing the part, acting the coquette, doing that ‘sex object’ thing, flirting coyly. Yeah, I can’t do it. If I had to deliberately behave in a sexy manner, I’d fail horribly and embarrassingly. I’d be all ridiculous expressions and awkward clumsy movements.

But, I think I’m sexy. Strong, attractive, hungry when aroused. My sexuality is powerful when it’s fired up, and I think *that’s* what makes me sexy. It’s different from traditional feminine images of ‘sexy’.

My version of ‘sexy’ is about feeling my own sexuality heightened.

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Top sex blogger!

Top sex blogger 2012

I’m delighted to say that I made it onto the list of the Top 100 Sex Bloggers of 2012 again this year. Three years in a row: oh yeah, baby! *happy dance*

I know that some of you nominated me for this (and not just because I harassed you to do so, right?!). *smile* Thank you so much!

And while I’m up here on the stage accepting this prestigious award (solid gold, natch… this thing is heavy!), I’d like to take this opportunity to thank you, the readers, for… well… reading, and for coming back to read some more.… Continue Reading

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Invoking/maintaining his submission

A recent discussion interested me with two very different schools of thought in response to this question:

“Do you use anything to invoke and maintain submission from your partner?”

  • One school of thought seemed to be that his submission is just *there* all the time once he has agreed to submit and if the dominant has to do anything to invoke or maintain it, then there is something wrong.
  • The other was that submission requires some kind of action from the dominant to invoke and/or maintain it.

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I was trying to figure out what I wanted to talk about with you good folks, what I was in the mood for, and nothing quite fitted right.

Then I was chatting with my friend Captain Andy, who was having a beer, with his doodle pad nearby. I asked him to send me a doodle, and five minutes later, I had this.

I laughed so hard, I had to share it.


Ferns with champagne


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e[lust] #41

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The 2 weeks of my sex life I lost to Zoloft“My G-spot felt non-existent. My clit felt numb. The masturbation didn’t hold my Continue Reading

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‘Moo, motherfucker’ ringtone

Yes, really! *laugh*

Young slapshot has created this ring tone from a snippet of my Masocast interview.

It’s perfect for work calls, calls from your mother, and it adds a classy touch to any social occasion. I particularly recommend it for special events like weddings and funerals.

How much would you expect to pay? One million dollars??!

No no, it’s FREE! While stocks last. And you also get a free set of steak knives*.

Download here: Moo-Motherfucker

You’re welcome!

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