Did you just send me a two word message and misspell the word “hi”? Really?
Ferns
… Continue ReadingWhen vanilla and… not… collide
In the last 24 hours, on two separate occasions, I have told two vanilla men that I write ‘a sex blog’ and given them the name of it *.
That’s two vanilla men who I met while going about my business.
That’s two vanilla men who have my real name and phone number.
That’s two vanilla men who can now peek in here (hello R, L… yes, yes, this post is totally about you!).
That’s … Continue Reading
Taking submission
“If you are a slave in robes, if all you desire is to bend to the will of men, if you have no experience as a dominant personality, then you CANNOT handle me. You have been warned.”
See, I *should* find that profile text silly and petulant and childish.
But, I don’t. At all.
It amuses me, makes me smile. I find it interesting, intriguing, truthful, with an arrogance that is strangely appealing. This is … Continue Reading
My sent emails III
Sure, be here on Friday. Bring cake. I like cake.
Ferns
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… *drool*
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Yes, of course, but you have the cake, right? There is no point without cake.
Ferns
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…???
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I like chocolate cake, what kind of cake do you like? I can’t wait until I get my cake.
Ferns
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…!!!
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CAAKKKKEEEEE!!! Cake cake cake cake caaaakkkeee!!!
Ferns
… Continue ReadingThe first time
I put a blindfold on him and stand close.
I lean into his ear, whisper, “You are going to undress me, and kiss me all over, starting at my feet…”
He nods, smiles broadly, “Yes Ma’am!”
He is nervous, eager, shifting from foot to foot.
He reaches out tentatively to make contact with me, starts at the top with my shirt, fumbling awkwardly to get it off, touching my bra when it is exposed, he … Continue Reading
My sent emails II
Yes yes, I am totally trawling my sent emails for blogging material. Deal with it.
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A very kind and astute reader of this blog informed me that she had found a photo of my boy on a profile on CollarMe. Was it my boy? Nooooo, it was not…
Really??!!
Strangers on the internet tell lies and are not to be trusted??!! I can scarcely believe it!
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Hello lying_scumbag,
The photo you have on … Continue Reading
My sent emails I
Welcome to my Sent emails folder. Enjoy.
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Hello best_slave_evaevaeva,
Do you know what impresses dominant women? Smart men. Do you know what smart men do? They read profiles of said dominant women and only email those who say they are looking for what the man has to offer.
Then, when they email this dominant woman who is looking for the same thing that they are looking for, they do so with a view to … Continue Reading