Random stuff I said recently, because I am an over-sharer…
…because *why isn’t there a baby savage in there*?!!
I must be running like a little tip-toeing fairy on amphetamines.
That’s a relief because the heaving bosom of moist emails will barely be able to keep their panties on.
I shall be over *there* pouting and sticking pins in a voodoo doll that looks very much like you!!
Pretty boys should be encouraged to post pictures, for the good of humanity.
…yay monarchy, you overprivileged free loaders!
I am terribly unoriginal, also lazy and forgetful. Oh, look at me extolling my virtues right up-front.
Going to the gym now. I would like a ticker tape parade and champagne on arrival. Kthxbai
They’re birds. Birds are stupid.
…I want to hug them and then kill them…
Are you calling me a prostitute?
Also, you can start another email chain since we aren’t in the middle of anything important. EXCEPT FOR LIFE!!!
I am doing washing and drying and chewing gum. Who says I can’t multi task?
I feel like zshushing stuff. I also just remembered that I have a juicer, I should juice things!
OMG YOU WOULD RATHER WATCH TV THAN TALK TO ME!!! See how this is the downhill slide? DO YOU SEE?!!!!!!!
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I concur on the pretty boys. More pictures!
Agreed.
*Are you listening, pretty boys?!*
Ferns
“Pretty boys should be encouraged to post pictures, for the good of humanity”
The only parts of me that could even be remotely described as “pretty” would be my hat and sunglasses… So there you are… For the good (or not) of humanity
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”…yay monarchy, you overprivileged free loaders!” We have that in the States too, but we call them “Congress”
”…I want to hug them and then kill them…” See the above comment about Congress
”I am doing washing and drying and chewing gum. Who says I can’t multi task?” OK, but can you rub your belly and pat your head at the same time?
“I shall be over *there* pouting and sticking pins in a voodoo doll that looks very much like you!!” So THAT’S why my ankle hurts!
“The only parts of me that could even be remotely described as “pretty” would be my hat and sunglasses…”
*laugh* Excellent, thank you!!
“OK, but can you rub your belly and pat your head at the same time?”
No, but I can smack people and laugh at the same time. That totally counts, right?
“So THAT’S why my ankle hurts!”
Wasn’t me, I promise!
Ferns
Who *requests* baby savages?
Me, apparently. I do!!
Ferns