My First: Are you sure the wine and yourself haven’t made each other’s acquaintance tonight?
First: Yes Ma’am
First: That’s the first thing you’ve instructed me to do since we moved apart
Me: I was thinking VERY IMPORTANT THINGS! Stop short circuiting me!
First: Sorry Ma’am
Seriously, I can’t put a coherent thought together now. Holy fuck.
Apparently some things retain their power.