So you got contacted by an uber hottie… whoo hoo!! She’s from your home town and she is super keen on you and thinks you are special… that’s so awesome!! She wants to claim you as her slave… yesss!!! You’ve been talking for a couple of weeks… it’s going great! She seems to be moving really fast, but ok, that’s fine… good even! And she hasn’t asked you for money so SHUT UP FERNS!!
There … Continue Reading
“Giving yourself permission to write horribly is a really liberating process.”
– Chris Baty (founder of NaNoWriMo)
With that in mind, I am taking part in National Novel Writing Month (NaNoWriMo) in November, along with *every other blogger in the world who thinks they have a novel in them* (that’s ALL of us, you realise that, right?).
The objective of NaNo (see, how I am shortening it, like I am one of the cool kids?!) … Continue Reading
“… women are more likely to watch a video if it features a hot guy…”
Oh, come on… what sort of shallow, superficial people do you think we… oh… um… shhhhh… watching…
… Continue ReadingThis sweet story arrived in my inbox from a fellow Australian. He thought it may be ‘too mild’, but it sooo is not… This is the kind of story that we often don’t see or hear about because those involved live their lives quietly, perhaps having a presence on kink sites, but not looking for anything more, not participating, just quietly reading and living their lives. It’s just a lovely, warm story. Thank you, tim.… Continue Reading
Yes, I AM still posting survey results!! It will never end… NEVER, I TELL YOU!!!
Free text answers to my question:
Why do you read my blog?
Straight Male Submissive, 18-35
Graph porn obviously! Plus the grocery lists…
Obviously, I don’t know why I even asked the question! Silly me!
Heteroflexible Male Submissive, 18-35
… Continue ReadingI wish I was your submissive, even though it will never happen that thought plays into a fantasy where
I rubbed myself raw on him.
We have a word here: pashing. Do you know it? It’s snogging, making out. It’s origin is ‘passionate’, which of course makes it a word I love, even though it is an old term from my adolescence and rather out of favour. “Pash rash” is the irritation you get around your mouth if you have done a lot of pashing, most common on women because men may have … Continue Reading
Bless_im (29yo submale, California):
ı will move nextmount AUS.
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Me:
Bless your heart. That message is almost unintelligible and it only contains 5 words! I’m sure you can do better if you really wanted to.
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Bless_im:
hello Ms Ferns. my name is peter… ı m 28 y old… europian bloood boy… ı will move next mount in queen Aus… may ı talk whit u?
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Me:
Hello peter,
That was better, thank you. … Continue Reading