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Profile advice for submissive men
Sometimes I send unsolicited profile advice out into the world to submissive men who seem sincere, but who are not presenting themselves at all well. The email is usually triggered by them attracting my attention in some way (an interesting comment in a discussion, them showing up in ‘who’s viewing me’ on CM, or something similar). This leads me to take a look at their profile, where sometimes, I get that confused look on my … Continue Reading
User names and you…
User names are like a signature on the internet or in the community. I figure if you chose it, you did so to specifically and unequivocally communicate something about yourself.
That being the case, many are a complete turn off for me.
If a submale has a user name that communicates an icky message, he is going to have to work *extra* hard to make me believe he’s actually an intelligent, thinking human being.
I … Continue Reading
On frantic writing
“Giving yourself permission to write horribly is a really liberating process.”
– Chris Baty (founder of NaNoWriMo)
With that in mind, I am taking part in National Novel Writing Month (NaNoWriMo) in November, along with *every other blogger in the world who thinks they have a novel in them* (that’s ALL of us, you realise that, right?).
The objective of NaNo (see, how I am shortening it, like I am one of the cool kids?!) … Continue Reading
My sent emails XXIV
Bless_im (29yo submale, California):
ı will move nextmount AUS.
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Me:
Bless your heart. That message is almost unintelligible and it only contains 5 words! I’m sure you can do better if you really wanted to.
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Bless_im:
hello Ms Ferns. my name is peter… ı m 28 y old… europian bloood boy… ı will move next mount in queen Aus… may ı talk whit u?
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Me:
Hello peter,
That was better, thank you. … Continue Reading
Survey 2011 Results part V
Wow, it’s really not like me to forget fun things like publishing self serving survey results! But I did, I forgot!! I blame hormones, or the move, or all the wild sex I’ve been having… *sigh*… ok, maybe not the latter…
Some more free form text answers to my survey from waaaay back when below:
Q: Why do you read my blog?
Queer Female Switch, 18-35
… Continue ReadingI’ve had submissives of mine write journal entries
My sent emails XXIII
Hello lazy_boy,
Good thanks, but not looking for a submissive, nor looking to exchange emails with someone who can’t be bothered to check their minimalist note for errors.
If you are going to contact random women here, please spell check, type out full words, use proper sentences with punctuation, and really, you might want to write their name correctly… Mine is only five letters, how hard is it?!
Ferns
… Continue ReadingNot with a bang but a whimper
In the midst of happy stories, I will sneak in the end of my last chapter, not a happy ending, I am sorry for that (not for you, dear readers, I am selfishly only sorry for me).
This story ended some time ago, really, but for this post to make sense, I have to explain a little further. The breakup with my boy was a combination of distance (and all the challenges that … Continue Reading