Face touch

I reach out to your face, you think I am going to pet your cheek, I do that, pet your cheek, or cup your jaw gently or just touch your face, just to touch. I don’t pet you though, this time… I cover your face with my hand, it is an odd kind of claiming, you are awkward under it, waiting for… something.

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Loves: 5
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Chocolate fountain

THIS is what twitter is for… silly, random, irrelevant snippets like this…

I am overseas, staying in a very plush hotel. At breakfast I dipped tiny little donut things into an orange-chocolate fondue fountain!!

*happy sigh*

I am going to have to sign up for twitter… moment by moment idiocy may be my true calling…

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Fucking bitch

I knock and wait.

You open the door, your expression at first one of gentle questioning… when you see me your eyes widen, you gasp, like a cartoon character, comical and odd. You almost shake your head to try to clear it. I can see your mind ticking over, a million questions immobilising you…

I smile, savouring your confusion, it is incredibly hot, that vulnerable look, I see you unconsciously opening up, it is immediate … Continue Reading

Loves: 9
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My sent emails IV

Did you just send me a two word message and misspell the word “hi”? Really?

Ferns

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When vanilla and… not… collide

In the last 24 hours, on two separate occasions, I have told two vanilla men that I write ‘a sex blog’ and given them the name of it *.

That’s two vanilla men who I met while going about my business.

That’s two vanilla men who have my real name and phone number.

That’s two vanilla men who can now peek in here (hello R, L… yes, yes, this post is totally about you!).

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Taking submission

“If you are a slave in robes, if all you desire is to bend to the will of men, if you have no experience as a dominant personality, then you CANNOT handle me. You have been warned.”

See, I *should* find that profile text silly and petulant and childish.

But, I don’t. At all.

It amuses me, makes me smile. I find it interesting, intriguing, truthful, with an arrogance that is strangely appealing. This is … Continue Reading

Loves: 9
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My sent emails III

Sure, be here on Friday. Bring cake. I like cake.

Ferns

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*drool*

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Yes, of course, but you have the cake, right? There is no point without cake.

Ferns

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…???

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I like chocolate cake, what kind of cake do you like? I can’t wait until I get my cake.

Ferns

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…!!!

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CAAKKKKEEEEE!!! Cake cake cake cake caaaakkkeee!!!

Ferns

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