I bought a vagina gym!
Since I’m getting all fit and stuff, I figured, hey, how about vagina fitness?!!
So, I bought a vagina gym.
These Luna Beads by Lelo are a kind of ben wa balls. They are different weights: the pink are 28 grams and the blue are 37 grams. The balls themselves have smaller weighted balls inside them which shift as you move. You can use just one, or two at … Continue Reading
Random stuff I said recently, because I am an over-sharer…
…because *why isn’t there a baby savage in there*?!!
I must be running like a little tip-toeing fairy on amphetamines.
That’s a relief because the heaving bosom of moist emails will barely be able to keep their panties on.
I shall be over *there* pouting and sticking pins in a voodoo doll that looks very much like you!!
… Continue ReadingPretty boys should be encouraged to
STILL not what you thought, random searchers!
*sigh* Oh, okay then. Drop trou and give me 20 push ups. Then 20 more. Then… well, you see where I am going with this… Don’t stop until I have finished talking to the nice folks…
With that out of the way, and to close this training topic off as a non-topic, but sort-of topic for my blog, I have set up a page specifically for gym stuff, … Continue Reading
Ha! It’s not what you think, but now that you are here, read on…
Since it’s my forty-mumbleish birthday in a few months, I have decided that I should be in the best shape of my life right now. Truly. I have the time, I have no excuse, I live at the frigging beach for goodness’ sakes!
I can thank good Dutch genes and self awareness (versus physical activity and a good diet) for the … Continue Reading
*laugh* OMG, really?!!!
Seriously, is this a ‘thing’ now?
I sooo hope it’s a thing.
That thought makes me stupidly happy!… Continue Reading
Random out of context stuff that I have said recently.
It’s its own special ‘thing’, like a ‘thing’ you read about when you read about ‘things’ that aren’t like other ‘things’…
Un-coffeed, I am kind of mean
You totally win injury finger porn wars!!!
I think Hitty McHitty-on-er-ton was over in the other corner with the fit brunette in the tiny shorts…
… Continue ReadingI think you absolutely *must* say something about your ‘journey’, whine about scammers,
Random, out of context shit I said this week (first one is here). This is laziness recycling at its finest, folks!
Ninja tiger gecko says nothing because hey, NINJA! You can’t even SEE that mofo!
“Take this boring, pedestrian sex, bitch!”
I must collect these things for my ‘crazy old lady’ dotage
Eek! Blinded by the glory of ninja tiger gecko!
Rawwrr! *waggles butt*
… Continue ReadingI am a dead milkman, only not dead, and not