I want to write ‘things’, but most are not worth a blog post (what IS worth a blog post, you may ask… fucked if I know!).
I don’t like how that feels, frankly. Sometimes this happens because I have lots of vague thoughts floating around in my head and I can’t grab any of them and make them solid, but lately it feels a little like my mind is empty. I have been doing some … Continue Reading
Rational brain: “But but… he’s awesome and smart and funny and keen and attractive and and ALL THE THINGS YOU WANT!”
Emotional brain: “Meh”
Rational brain: “Well at least give it a good college try, I mean LOOK AT HIM, HE’S AMAZING!”
Emotional brain: “Oh, FFS, FINE THEN… “
*at some point a bit later*
Emotional brain: *shrug* “Yeah, I got nothin’”
Rational brain: “I fucking HATE YOU SO MUCH! WHY ARE YOU SO IMPOSSIBLE?!”… Continue Reading
Aw yeah, I started a tumblr: http://domme-chronicles.tumblr.com/.
“But why, Ferns?”
Well you might ask.
For the gaping void between ‘a proper blog post’ and ‘140 chars on twitter’ in which I am left flailing on my own with no social media into which to throw every passing thought. And because sometimes I just want to go “Look, LOOK!!”. Also, porn.
So if you are a tumblrarian, tell me who you are: I will follow … Continue Reading
My friend and I walked the sandy path to the beach. There in the shade, we passed a couple.
She was talking animatedly on the phone, leaning casually up against the walkway railing.
He was kneeling before her, undoing the shoelaces of her right sneaker, obviously taking her shoes off for her.
We exchanged friendly smiles.
My friend nodded at the man at her feet.
“That’s some fine service you’re getting there,” he said.
Her … Continue Reading
Journals are kind of strange.
I’ve kept a journal since I was made to write one for grade 10 English class. I was fifteen. My teacher said that we could mark parts of it private, and he wouldn’t read it. He lied. I know this because he put encouraging remarks on the heartfelt teenage angst that I had marked as private. I had lamented about my small breasts when other girls had wonderful, beautiful breasts … Continue Reading
All of Submissive Guy’s Comics are wonderful, but when he pays me the compliment of referencing me… well… *swoony happy sigh*.
So completely adorable! Happies!!
If you’re not following his tumblr yet, you should (and in case you aren’t aware, if you add /rss to the end of the tumblr web address, you can get him delivered straight to your reader). … Continue Reading
My second Masocast interview is live (the first is here)!!
Edited to add: All of my Masocast interviews can be found here (yes, I did more :)).
A wonderfully sweet benefactor offered for-real moneys to ask me some very interesting and thoughtful questions, I spill my guts, laugh a lot, and blather more, and the lovely Axe pretends he isn’t just talking to me for the money!
I also do an audio reading of … Continue Reading
