I haven’t done one of these for EVAARRR.
Snippets of things I’ve said, no context, for when my brain isn’t firing up enough to write anything of substance.
Am I sitting on your dick right now? Then no, I don’t care.
If dominance doesn’t mean ‘getting the kind of sex I want’ I wouldn’t bother. I can do ‘getting the kind of sex men like and approve of within the very narrow confines of their expectations’ in the vanilla world.
I seriously have to point out how I linked ‘arsehole’ and ‘taint’ there…
If you just want to receive pleasure from your sub in whatever way you like it, then just… do that.
I’m a big fan of ‘do as I say, not as I do’.
Him: Being hot and sexy and charming and adorable and irresistible
Her: Being driven so wild by his crazy hot and sexy irresistability that she is compelled to tear him to shreds in a frenzy of passionate violence
I think your ‘stop fucking with the newbies’ is perfect
I’m going with ‘just stupid’.
Getting what you want is as dominant as it gets.
HEY ARSEHOLE THAT’S SOME A-GRADE BULLSHIT YOU’RE SPOUTING THERE YOU MISOGYNIST FUCKFACE
I have been known to do a De Niro level of ‘Are you talkin’ to me? ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?!” on occasion before I go all Taxi Driver on his arse