Hello 22yo_slave_from_nowhere_near_me,
If you are really a slave then the least you can do is pay attention to what women say in their profiles and behave accordingly.
Does my profile say: “If you are nowhere near me and have no way to actually serve me, please email me with poor spelling and grammar begging to be my slave”?
I just checked and it doesn’t.
So, no.
Ferns
6 comments
Short, simple, polite and to the point.
A+ Mistress.
Ha! Thanks, Clarence.
I expect a gold star also, you know!
Ferns
In fairness, though, Miss Ferns, Femdoms never mention that they require having raspberries blown on their stomachs. But I know that they all do. And ears bitten, and ribs tickled. Lots of things, really.
So your overall thesis here fails, I feel.
Quite right. I think you should express these obvious requirements clearly every time you email a female dominant (and brook no objections, however sternly worded).
I expect a progress report!
Ferns
Bleh! I get these allll the time! HATE!
M. FV
I know a lot of women get all irritated and hatery over them, but I think of them as a minor inconvenience, and sometimes they make me laugh (or my responses make me laugh, which is just as good!).
If I got annoyed at idiocy on the internet, I would be done for!
Ferns