My threesome

Once upon a time, in a land far far away, my girlfriend and I were play partners with a male dominant. My limits were no kissing, no sex, no oral. He was allowed to touch me, but I wasn’t interested in touching him.

My girlfriend had no such limits, and was astride him when I walked into the bedroom we were all sharing.

He beckoned me onto the bed.

I said, “No thanks.”

He tried to convince me. I can’t even remember what he said, but I remember thinking “What a patronising bunch of bullshit”.

I said, “No thanks.”

He said something about how I was “repressed” and should “loosen up”. I resisted saying something about how I found him physically repulsive.

Then I curled up on the floor and tried to sleep.

Worst. Threesome. EVER!!!

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  1. … Which reminds me of the time I was invited to become part of a threesome by two women at a customer’s site, and I explained that I prefer to disappoint my women one at a time.

    Had I known how my marriage was going to work out, I would have gone for it.

  2. Wow now this is uncanny: I had a similar experience to this just last night…. except instead of slowing down the process I halted it altogether by kicking the two other players (females) out of my house! You don’t want to learn what I have to offer? Fine! Have shitty sex with shitty people then and keep me out of this! I have work to do!

    1. That IS uncanny!! Maybe this sort of threesome-fail is really super common and no-one ever really talks about it!!

      (though really, mine was a non-starter since I never EVER intended to have sex with the dude, much less with the two of them)

      Ferns

  3. In my best “Dirty Dancing movie tone”..
    Nobody puts Ferns on the floor!

    I was invited to a threesome once with two women. Neither I had an emotional attachment to. However, I still declined it because I simply don’t share regardless. Too many insecurities already without having to share.I prefer the passion between two people myself.

    And I can’t imagine EVER EVER EVER being more interested in some man than a breathtakingly gorgeous woman as yourself. But hey that’s me.

    Respectfully,
    Mysticlez

    1. Yeah, I can’t really imagine it for myself, even if I WAS attracted to both parties (completely and utterly unlikely to happen EVER) or if one of them was mine (in which case I hit a ‘sharing’ problem, same as you).

      “And I can’t imagine EVER EVER EVER being more interested in some man than a breathtakingly gorgeous woman as yourself.”

      Pffftt… of course not :P.

      Ferns

  4. I had a very similar problem. My ex-domme is poly and also had a boyfriend, whom I found physically repulsive. Go figure. The relationship didn’t end well, but very soon. ;)

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