Thanks to my personal ad, I have found the most fabulously amazing submissive man who fits me just right, and we are going to live happily ever after!!!
Okay, not really.
Here’s the results, in interpretive dance…
*does weird flaily dancey thing, fast-slow-happy-sad-flowy-jerky-awkward, ends up curled in the corner rocking back and forth…*
Oh, and here it is in graph-porn form:
And finishing in song:
“Seems to me like I’m just scared of never feeling it again… but I’ve got high hopes…”