Shit Ferns says #9
Random, no context.
The asked-for-cock-shot is the holy grail of cock shots, the zenith, the pinnacle, rare & precious
The cycle of fapping is a wondrous thing… and so it goes…
What you actually have to do involves unicorn sweat, fairy dust, rat poison & a hairless goat
We’re not at a union negotiating table here…
I am a cock shot repellent. If only I could bottle it!
…my wanking is an absolute single minded pursuit. Kudos to masturbation-multi-taskers.