Shit Ferns says #9

Random, no context.

The asked-for-cock-shot is the holy grail of cock shots, the zenith, the pinnacle, rare & precious

The cycle of fapping is a wondrous thing… and so it goes…

What you actually have to do involves unicorn sweat, fairy dust, rat poison & a hairless goat

We’re not at a union negotiating table here…

I am a cock shot repellent. If only I could bottle it!

…my wanking is an absolute single minded pursuit. Kudos to masturbation-multi-taskers.

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7 Comments

  1. I thought we had decided it was unicorn dust, fairy sweat, a hairless rat, and goat poison?!?

    Honestly, Ferns. You need to make sure I get these memos.

    WTF am I supposed to do with all these goats?

  2. “The asked-for-cock-shot is the holy grail of cock shots, the zenith, the pinnacle, rare & precious”

    This is a good point, if the fellows who are so keen to show off their penis would go through the effort of building a relationship first they might find that some women will request (or even demand) a cock shot eventually.

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