Shit Ferns says #8
More randomness that made perfect sense at the time…
I am a sensitive flower you know! A SENSITIVE FLOWER WITH GUNS, FUCKER!
I feel like the proper answer to every thread is ‘If you are an idiot, stop posting, idiot’
A celebratory ‘fuck off!’ drink!
I want to create a profile called MistressDerp and then post derpy face pics and say derpy things. That would be fucking funny, right?
Just as well you aren’t a deaf mute little girl battling against all odds because then I’d be fucked!
I assume the result was an explanation of blow jobs, swallowing and also ‘but that’s not how you make babies…’
So querulous you are mistyping now [PERCONTATION POINT]
BDSM, D/s, arse (ass), pussy, lick, fuck, cunt, slut, bitch, boy, mistress, kiss, beat, flog, peg, bondage, mistress, femdom, submissive… AUTO FOLLOW THAT, BITCHES!
The cycle of fapping is a wondrous thing
Imma throw greens at you with the amazingly scary force of my panther arms…
“less pants, more science”
Bed feminisation is totally a thing!