Shit Ferns says #8

More randomness that made perfect sense at the time…

I am a sensitive flower you know! A SENSITIVE FLOWER WITH GUNS, FUCKER!

I feel like the proper answer to every thread is ‘If you are an idiot, stop posting, idiot’

A celebratory ‘fuck off!’ drink!

I want to create a profile called MistressDerp and then post derpy face pics and say derpy things. That would be fucking funny, right?

Just as well you aren’t a deaf mute little girl battling against all odds because then I’d be fucked!

I assume the result was an explanation of blow jobs, swallowing and also ‘but that’s not how you make babies…’

So querulous you are mistyping now [PERCONTATION POINT]

BDSM, D/s, arse (ass), pussy, lick, fuck, cunt, slut, bitch, boy, mistress, kiss, beat, flog, peg, bondage, mistress, femdom, submissive… AUTO FOLLOW THAT, BITCHES!

The cycle of fapping is a wondrous thing

Imma throw greens at you with the amazingly scary force of my panther arms…

“less pants, more science”

Bed feminisation is totally a thing!

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  1. I am a sensitive flower you know! A SENSITIVE FLOWER WITH GUNS, FUCKER!
    This one STILL makes sense… I’ve seen pics of your guns.

    I feel like the proper answer to every thread is ‘If you are an idiot, stop posting, idiot’
    HA! Spoken like a true moderator.


    So querulous you are mistyping now [PERCONTATION POINT]

    When I’m feeling querulous, I don’t mistype. I just swear a lot and sometimes throw things.


    Imma throw greens at you with the amazingly scary force of my panther arms…

    Was that fresh or frozen greens? It makes a difference, you know. The frozen ones are much harder and hurt more when they hit you.

    1. “Was that fresh or frozen greens?”

      *laugh* I was picturing the powerful and utterly useless throwing of salad leaves, one at a time. I like the idea of frozen things *much* better.

      Ferns

  2. “Less pants, more science” is a wonderful motto. But the editor in me can’t help but ask, “Shouldn’t it be ‘fewer pants, more science?'”

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