My sent emails XXXIV
Sometimes, someone is so idiotic, I lose my calm, helpful demeanour…
I have to set the context for this one by showing the entire exchange.
I received this email from 45yo maledom nowhere near me:
What can I say.. You look great and got me captivated with your great pic too.. There once was a time that I didn’t believe in angels, but that has changed since i came across your profile…If I must say this, I think God must have created you on weekend so as not to be disturbed. You are beautiful and I just want to say I will like to get to know you..
I would note here that I have no pictures in my profile. This email makes no sense.
The rest of the exchange went like this:
Thank you for your effusive praise and admiration, but I have no idea what you are talking about.
1. I have no pictures up
2. I am a dominant woman.
I assume that you mis-hit with your target addressee.
Best of luck.
All line breaks and spacing left unedited…
Its nice reading little in your profile
I have alot of interest in who am looking for in
life . I want someone serious,someone to cuddle with infront of a fire,someone who will know how to love and that is ready for a longterm relationship…I want a woman who is honest,caring,open-minded,trustworlthy,who will cherish me with love and care,passionate,humble,loyal,good personalty,goals oriented,affectionate,reliable,good hearted,and many more. I want someone who share same interest with me and that is ready to settle down someday.someone who will make me happy and that will be willing to share life together with me.one who will love me and that i will love aswell .someone who knows how to treat the heart of a man with love and care.someone that i can talk to at any time,one who will listen and will be ready to have the time for me whenever . I will like to get to know you more better.
Are you still single?
How old are you ?
How long have you been single?
What do you do for a living I mean ur work?
What are you looking for in a relationship?
What do you like about me ?
I will be glad if you can give me good responds to my questions . I will like to get meet you someday . Kindly tell me little more about yourself and Hoping to hear from you soon feel free to write ,me here
hope to hear from you soon
i will like to you to reply me at email@example.com or better still give me your yahoo id ……….
I have to assume you are a spambot because no-one could actually be this stupid.
If you really ARE this stupid, then I feel sorry for you. But not that sorry because I used two syllable words in this email and you probably won’t understand them.