Random shit I spewed out at people.
No zing zing with the pussy pussies!
I will practice a gloat-covered sheepish victory dance
If someone says ‘you are too nice’, they are trying to avoid saying ‘you are boring and have no genitals’.
I am liking leaf number three, leaf number three is obviously superior to leaves number one or two, though they tried their hardest and deserve a little pat for their sub standard efforts. But leaf number three will be my favourite. Leaf number four will have to work hard to outdo leaf number three!!
Because one woman’s girlie shit = ALL WOMEN’S GIRLIE SHIT!!!?!! That’s RACIST!!
Where is my pedestal?!!
I’ll swap you some wank-fu for nap-fu…
I strained my butt!!!!
What does it say about American cocks when a ‘whopper’ has an insertable length of 5.5 inches?
I speak only the grand truth from a place of great domliness, which is a hallowed place, and might be under my couch…
For the record, images of you featured in my afternoon ‘masturbation and napping’ endeavour. Not the napping part.
My buttocks will agree to anything!!
…they are whining like little bitches. I fed them protein shake and bacon, then rubbed pig fat all over them…
…your smile is so fucking adorable I want to smack it right off your fucking face!!
Brain: “Now listen, heart old boy, there are perfectly good reasons why she is not suitable for us, so don’t get all silly now, will you?”
Heart: “La la lalaaaaaaa *skip bounce wistful sighing*… Wait, did you say something, brain?! STFU I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!! *stab stab stab*”