Do you want to sit in on a chat with me? Pretend we are in a bar, having some champagne, and having a cosy little chat? You can, sort of!
Unspeakable Axe and I talked for nearly three hours when he interviewed me for Masocast. His interview style is lovely, so it’s a low key, casual, friendly chat where we cover a whole range of topics.
He then had to trawl through my ramblings to edit it down to about an hour and twenty minutes (nice work, Axe!).
Over an hour of me talking!!! I KNOW, IT’S TOO MUCH!!!
Most quotable quotes:
“…I was such a cyber-slut, it was unbelievable!”
“…throwing their vaginas around in people’s faces!”
“It was the most incredible thing I’d ever felt…”
“One of them looked like Johnny Depp, I swear… oh my god!!”
“…he was carrying the stench of panic on him…”
“I just wanted to find someone, get them in a room, flog them, “get out”…”
“He says ‘I walk in the door, you kick me in the nuts, tell me to get naked, grab me by the hair and smash my face into the wall…'”
“There is a dominant female hive mind…”
Go and listen, be amused, bemused, bored, fascinated, *something*. It’s here:
Tell me what you think, ask me questions, tell me how wrong I am, come and talk to me about it…