Moo, motherfucker – part II !

*laugh* OMG, really?!!!

Moo motherfucker

Seriously, is this a ‘thing’ now?

I sooo hope it’s a thing.

That thought makes me stupidly happy!

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  1. A wanna-be sub asked Mistress Ferns, “You wear your strap-on when you use it. Does your strap-on have a dominant nature, or is it submissive?”

    Ferns shouted “Mu, motherfucker!”

    And yet, the wanna-be submissive remained unenlightened.

  2. JESUS CHRIST!!!… Those are some angry looking cows!… Even if I were sober.
    RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
    And all this time I thought giant wooden badgers were scary

  3. Aah! Don’t they look sweet! That assertive gaze, imposing stance, priceless!

    Yesterday was day of “moo love” for me, the wonders of field prospecting…traumatizing.

    rem

      1. Not sure about the hard limit aspect, i suspect mine would reside elsewhere.

        As per your post it just reminded me of my actual work day, searching for late Iron Age and Roman sites in the field we navigated around plenty of these animals, all seeming dually pissed.

        rem

  4. You are an excellent wiretr even if I have thought your writing seems sad sometimes! I am so glad you are honest! The truth will set you free, is true! I love you and I am so blessed to be your Mom!

    1. I know, right? I’m blessed to have such a great mom that she reads my blog FROM THE AFTERLIFE!! That’s a sign of a true mother’s love…

      Also, ZOMBIES!!

      Ferns

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