My sent emails XXV

Hello subsomebody,

Four words with no capitalisation, no punctuation, and an inability to spell the word ‘you’. The laziness and lack of care hurts my brain.

Ferns

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  1. Splitting Image: “I fail at failing.”

    *laugh* That was totally and utterly hilarious!! I hope you are suitably ashamed of yourself!! Tsk tsk…

    And you only got one out of the four words correct. You get a D- and detention after school.

    Ferns

  2. Okay, shall I try again?

    u be my dom

    (Garrgh. Again with the urge to put in the punctuation.)

    This one actually hit home for me. I once had a woman respond to a personal ad with a five word message. The one that would have made the message make sense was misspelled. I had to reply to her just to find out what I was turning down.

    I'm so glad you started alternating these emails with the happy femdom stories. The difference between the communication skills of the guys who get laughed at and the guys who get the domme in the end is astonishing.

  3. dishevelleddomina: “Going to make him fix it all step-by-step and then tell him no?”

    *chuckle* It crossed my mind, but his apologetic, yet punctuation-free, uncapitalised, txt spk response led me to the conclusion that the amusement value was simply not going to be there…

    Ferns

  4. Splitting Image: Okay, shall I try again?”

    No.

    “u be my dom”

    Geez… nobody ever listens to me!

    Still only one correct… another D- with a little red notation on the side “Must try harder”.

    “(Garrgh. Again with the urge to put in the punctuation.)”

    I know right?!!! It is a huge effort to NOT put it in!

    “This one actually hit home for me. I once had a woman respond to a personal ad with a five word message. The one that would have made the message make sense was misspelled. I had to reply to her just to find out what I was turning down.”

    *laugh* And let me guess… now you are both living happilee eva afta?!

    “I'm so glad you started alternating these emails with the happy femdom stories. The difference between the communication skills of the guys who get laughed at and the guys who get the domme in the end is astonishing.”

    I do like the word 'astonishing', so very English, and spot-on here.

    As an aside, I am always a little surprised when I hear submissive men comment that it makes them all look bad. One would think that they would be doing a little jig of joy because hell, it makes being one of the outstanding ones *so damn easy*!!

    Ferns

  5. @Tom: “…do you think we've been naughty enough for something more terrible than spankings?”

    *sigh* No no… you have to be extra *good* for that! One day you will learn… *double sigh*

    Ferns

  6. This is how you do it;

    ?…will Ewe be my domme…?

    Must have punctuation on BOTH ends so you don't miss anything (use a LOT of periods so u look smart) and a capital “E”

    I'll pass on the spankings because I have to go to work now.

  7. Tom, I think we need to divide our tactics. You keep going with what I think seems to be working: annoying the hell out of her. I'll try being extra “good.” in a few weeks we'll compare notes and see where we've gotten.

    Incidentally The Spanking Nazi just moved up to number one on my Netflix queue.

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