It’s all about me!

I finally put something more than ‘nothing’ in the About Me section here!

Because, you know, it’s all about me!

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  1. P.S.
    Not only did I answer THIS question for you , Mistress Ferns, but I finally answered (apologies for delay) the question about your bags. Plus I left a reply with a nice video on y our “about” section. Can I have a cookie? :)

    Clarence The Angelic

  2. *clears throat*
    As an addendum Ms. Ferns:
    Monty Python rules :) My brother actually has this on a cd he burned and we listen to it – along with a million songs- when we go to visit my mom.

    Clarence

  3. Clarence: “Not only did I answer THIS question for you”

    Dear Clarence, there was no question here… that was a *statement*. You can tell by the lack of question mark.

    “…but I finally answered (apologies for delay) the question about your bags. Plus I left a reply with a nice video on your “about” section. Can I have a cookie?”

    My my, you HAVE been busy… but cookies? That's a big ask! Come and kneel just here by me and I will see what I have in the cookie jar for you…

    Ferns

  4. dishevelleddomina: “So what is it like to be a tiny Asian Amazon blonde?”

    Yeah, pretty good actually! :P

    “Wait, is that right?”

    *shrug* Meh, close enough…

    Ferns

  5. Tiny? she's 5'10″!
    Average height for an Australian woman is only 5'5″ and with all her fancy high heels she must tower over her peers.
    Even Aussie men are on average only 5'9″ I would imagine she cuts a very intimating figure strolling through the outback.(hubba hubba indeed!)

  6. Peroxide:

    Well, I'm 5'10 in heels! Of course being a guy brat (and hence the very definition of Manly Man) I don't wear them, but even so….

    Clarence

  7. Peroxide: “I would imagine she cuts a very intimating figure strolling through the outback.(hubba hubba indeed!)”

    Pffftt… I don't stroll through the outback (the very thought!), I have my minions carry me on a velvet lined litter…

    Ferns

  8. Clarence: “*Kneels JUST THERE by Ms. Ferns, anxious for his cookie surprise…*”

    *eats all of the cookies slowly and with great pleasure… then licks all of her fingers except the left thumb which she wipes generously on your mouth…*

    I am so good to you!

    Ferns

  9. “*eats all of the cookies slowly and with great pleasure… then licks all of her fingers except the left thumb which she wipes generously on your mouth…*

    I am so good to you!”

    Next time, SERVING WENCH, be sure to bring me MILK as well!

    Er, that is, *rewording rapidly in my mind* Beautiful and Kind Mistress Ferns thank you for allowing my unworthy lips the pleasure of touching your graceful fingers and for sharing YOUR chocolate. I humbly bask in YOUR glory.

    Phew. How'd I do?

    Clarence

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