Happy birthday to me!

And yet, even though it’s *my* birthday, I am giving *you* a gift… that’s two years in a row! My nudity is now officially an annual event!

 

And yes, it’s really me (I know at least one of you was going to ask!). The photo was taken on the rocky headland of one of the gorgeous beaches here.

Happy birthday wishes, presents, singing, cake, champagne, sweetness, ego petting and other goodies welcome…!

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  1. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU MISS FERNS!!

    And you've made me pretty happy too!!

    *Slobber,slobber,slobber,slobber,slobber,slobber,
    slobber*

    Sir Puppington Lothian.

  2. Elan: “Tres off the fucking hook sexy. Happy birthday to you dear Ferns.”

    Thank you kindly for the compliment and the birthday wishes, dear Elan!

    Ferns

  3. Puppy: “HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU MISS FERNS!!”

    THANK YOU!

    “And you've made me pretty happy too!! *Slobber… [etc…]*

    *smile* Happy is lovely, puppy. Saliva everywhere, not so much!

    Ferns

  4. Puppy: “Elan, You can lick her left side, I'll lick her right. Deal?”

    Silly puppy… Of course you and Elan can agree to whatever you like amongst yourselves, however your boy-boy agreements are of no relevance to me if I have not graciously and imperiously accepted said attention…

    *waves a hand airily*

    Ferns

  5. Awesome picture!… See? this is one of the reasons why your blog is always one of the first things I check as soon as I log on in the morning. I never know what I'm going to find.

    I trust then that your special day was a happy one?

  6. Happy Birthday Ms Ferns.

    I know you are single and you like attention and all but you don't have to do that -show us your wonderful nude body – to get us to read your blog. We show up here for the writing, and occasionally the graph porn. The only good thing about this picture in my opinion is that I can almost see your face. It's not that you are not beautiful and sexy, you are, it's just that I want to get to know YOU and because you at least revealed part of your head, this makes it easier. Still, I would have been happy with just a pic of your face alone, smiling :)

    Hugs, kisses, and here *gives myself a swat* here's your birthday swat.

    A hug,

    Clarence

  7. slapshot: “Awesome picture!”

    Thank you, slapshot.

    “I trust then that your special day was a happy one?”

    *happy sigh* It was a lovely weekend all round, yes!

    Ferns

  8. Clarence: “Happy Birthday Ms Ferns.”

    *smile* Thank you, Clarence!

    “…you don't have to do that -show us your wonderful nude body – to get us to read your blog.”

    I am trying to figure out if you are being silly here. I will assume that you are, because if I relied on once-a-year nude shots to get people to read my blog, that would be a pretty poor readership gathering strategy, no?

    “Still, I would have been happy with just a pic of your face alone, smiling”

    Dear Clarence… one day you will learn that it's not about what YOU want, at least, not here on my blog… One day, it will all become clear to you… *wistful future-looking sigh*

    “Hugs, kisses, and here *gives myself a swat* here's your birthday swat.”

    Thank you! And, by the way, that swat was nowhere NEAR hard enough!!

    Ferns

  9. It's entirely unfair that you are equally physically fabulous!! Happy Happy Birthday to you! May your Birthday suit retain its shape for many years to come!

  10. apropos of nothing, do ever try angling your screen hoping to see a picture from a different angle?

    Happy Birthday, sorry I didn't get you anything, although… no, I have a feeling a tasteful black and white of myself wasn't on your wishlist this year.

  11. *sigh* Still no face in the picture…

    And happy birthday! =D I'd get you something but like with most people, it'd just sit in my room and I'd never end up mailing it…

  12. Happy Birthday, Ferns! :)

    I've always wanted to have some semi nude or nude shots done of myself. Tastefully done like the pic that you shared.

    I hope that your Birthday is filled w/ the things that you enjoy the most!

    Faith

  13. Woot! It's your birthday, but I get my wish.

    Oh, wait. You already said that.

    Funny, though, that I've always pictured you as a completely different body type. Not complaining, but this will require closer study.

  14. Secretive Slave: “You are an amazing and beautiful woman Ferns! Happy Birthday and may this next year bring you even more joy and happiness.”

    *smile* Thank you for the lovely compliment and the wishes for joy and happiness. I will work on it… just to help it along…

    Ferns

  15. Sir Puppy,

    Puppington Lothian: “You can lick her left side, I'll lick her right. Deal?”

    Ferns: “…your boy-boy agreements are of no relevance to me if I have not graciously and imperiously accepted said attention. *waves a hand airily*”

    Ah. Perect. Ferns played into our plan, fingers outreached and all. There are other places that are very “lick worthy” too! And, with the hot weather, it's rather kind of her to wave. Ferns is such a kind soul, always thinking of others. The cool air is much appreciated. :-)

    E.

  16. Sweets: “It's entirely unfair that you are equally physically fabulous!! Happy Happy Birthday to you! May your Birthday suit retain its shape for many years to come!”

    *laugh* Thank you for the lovely compliment and the birthday wishes! I shall try not to stretch my birthday suit any more than is absolutely necessary to get it on over my head…

    Ferns

  17. Peroxide: “apropos of nothing, do ever try angling your screen hoping to see a picture from a different angle?”

    *chuckle* I do! Since I am so many hours in the future, I can reveal that it *will* work soon, but you will have to wear funny glasses and the result looks suspiciously like the side of a computer screen… minor glitch.

    “Happy Birthday, sorry I didn't get you anything, although…”

    Pfffttt… if you were *really* sorry, you would have offered post birthday 'apology' gifts like a true and real submissive!

    Ferns

  18. Brids: “*sigh* Still no face in the picture…”

    No, it's unfair isn't it?! Heh.

    “And happy birthday!”

    Thank you!! That computer game in the corner of your room, that was for me, right? I appreciate the thought!

    Ferns

  19. Faith: “Happy Birthday, Ferns!”

    Thank you!

    “I've always wanted to have some semi nude or nude shots done of myself. Tastefully done like the pic that you shared.”

    You soo should! I HATE having my photo taken (*really* hate it to the point of awkwardness at social gatherings), and I was a very reluctant and petulant subject for these, but I love that I have them now.

    “I hope that your Birthday is filled w/ the things that you enjoy the most!”

    Thank you so much! I had a really lovely weekend at the beach.

    Ferns

  20. vanillaedge: “Funny, though, that I've always pictured you as a completely different body type. Not complaining, but this will require closer study.”

    *laugh* I happen to know very well that your preference runs to fabulous voluptuous and curvy women, so I can imagine your mental picture very well… Meh, a bit of photoshopping, I can totally have the big bewbies…

    Ferns

  21. pureliquidkink: “*pouring big buckets of birthday happiness on your wall*”

    Oh… yay for big buckets of happiness!! *rolls around under the deluge*

    Ferns

  22. MistressKimm: “ooooo…absolutely beautiful!”

    Thank you so much! And for the birthday wishes! I fully expected something about 'no face pic' from you…heh. I shall imagine it in my head or it just doesn't feel right!!

    Ferns

  23. Elan: “Ferns is such a kind soul, always thinking of others. The cool air is much appreciated.”

    It's true, I am… altruistic as always… *smirk*

    Ferns

  24. Coug: “Congrats both for your birthday and rendering me speechless you are indeed lovely”

    Thank you, sweet Cougs (though 'speechless'?… come on now!)! I hope you had a wonderful holiday, and welcome home!

    Ferns

  25. Princess Elisabeth: “Happy birthday Ferns!! The photo is stunning and sexy!!”

    Thank you! For both the birthday wishes and the lovely compliment!

    Ferns

  26. peter: “Many Happy returns Ferns. I can't wait until next yerar. Be well and happy.”

    Thanks, peter… I will do my very best on the well and happy bit!

    Ferns

  27. Maggie: “A day late, but hope you had a wonderful birthday”

    *smile* I did, thank you! There is no such thing as late birthday wishes… there is only extending the birthday goodness!

    Ferns

  28. Seiously, Ms. Ferns, nothing to do with my personal preferences (which actually run from curvy to athletic, as can be seen on my Tumblr), for some reason I always pictured you as 5'6″ or so, short dark hair, somewhat curvy, and wearing glasses. I have no idea where that came from.

    I'm anxiously awaiting next year, hoping for a back shot.

  29. Happy Birthday for sunday! I hope you had a wonderous time.

    I would go on to compliment you on, not only your posting of such a picture, but also of how beautiful you are in it, but that would be stating the obvious, now, wouldn't it? =p

    There will be cake, I made some just yesterday…
    A raspberry filled victoria sponge…

  30. Tom Allen: “… for some reason I always pictured you as 5'6″ or so, short dark hair, somewhat curvy, and wearing glasses. I have no idea where that came from.”

    *laugh* Me either! I do like the specifics of the glasses (which I do wear at times for long distance, by the way!). MistressKimm mentioned previously that she had also pictured me as a 'short slightly robust brunette', so it's not just you!

    I shall hereforth be sure to metaphorically draw myself up to my full 5'10 of blondie goodness and wave my fist wildly at any further misconceptions!!

    Ferns

  31. The Rabbit: “Happy Birthday for sunday! I hope you had a wonderous time.”

    Thank you, little rabbit, I did indeed!

    “I would go on to compliment you on, not only your posting of such a picture, but also of how beautiful you are in it, but that would be stating the obvious, now, wouldn't it? =p”

    *smile* Thank you for not stating the obvious so prettily…

    “There will be cake, I made some just yesterday… A raspberry filled victoria sponge…”

    Cake?! CAKE!!

    Ferns

  32. A late happy birthday to you!
    You look exactly like I imagined you. Maybe because you've described your appearance before.

    Did you get any especially cool presents? :D

  33. “Cake?! CAKE!!”

    Well ofcourse cake! What kind of birthday doesn't have cake?

    A cakeless one, that's what. and that would suck. So, there must be gratuatous ammounts of cake, probably accompanied by champagne.

  34. N: “A late happy birthday to you!”

    Thank you!

    “You look exactly like I imagined you. Maybe because you've described your appearance before.”

    I have! That Tom just doesn't pay attention!

    Did you get any especially cool presents?”

    I got spoilt, entertained and treated!! Oh, you mean like new toys?

    Hmmm… let's see… I got a Wii (I'm just like one of the cool kids now!), games, books, CDs, champagne, chocolate and I haven't yet got the package of birthday goodies that is on it's way from Angus (I suspect he has tried to smuggle bad bad things into the country and the customs boys are having a grand old time with it!). *spoilt happy sigh*

    Ferns

  35. The Rabbit: “So, there must be gratuatous ammounts of cake, probably accompanied by champagne.”

    As a rule, little bunny, this one is well thought out and completely reasonable. *nods sagely*

    Ferns

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