My sent emails XVII

Hello SmartButGenericEmailGuy,

You seem like a sincere, intelligent man, so let me give you some advice.

Read a woman’s profile, her posts, find out a bit about her before writing to her, then engage in some conversation, perhaps something light and interesting that includes some inkling of why you contacted *her* (not ‘a Domme’, but *her*)… you know, like a normal person, like you have been doing in social interactions all of your life.

Your email is obviously generic and you are somehow asking me to find you a woman? Maybe me, but you really don’t care? You must see how strange and unappealing that is going to be to the majority of women?

I hope my advice helps. Good luck in your search.

Ferns

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8 Comments

  1. slapshot: “If he *is* sincere and intelligent. I would wager that he did learn something from your advice.”

    You know, I'd like to think so, but I honestly doubt that it makes one whit of difference 99.9% of the time. Maybe this one will fall into the 0.1%… huzzah!!

    Ferns

  2. Ahh the male entitlement complex. Each of us individually being God's sexual-dynamo-gift to women everywhere, we assume that the mere act of gracing a woman with a message on the interweb is reason enough for her interest to be piqued. What more could she possibly want than to be lavished with our one-handedly-typed affection?

    I'm amazed that women bother keeping accounts online sometimes… I didn't realize how bad it got until my ex showed me her inbox (I forget what site it was on). I was unimpressed until I realized that she had not mis-clicked, and we were not in fact looking at her spam folder.

  3. “Your email is obviously generic and you are somehow asking me to find you a woman?”

    *passes Fern's a pimp hat and cane *

    Now go smack some bitches upside the head Sistah

    Coug

  4. submissivedude: “Each of us individually being God's sexual-dynamo-gift to women everywhere, we assume that the mere act of gracing a woman with a message on the interweb is reason enough for her interest to be piqued.”

    It is a completely valid assumption and the only reason it fails over and over and over and over again is because the recipients are too stoopid to recognise greatness when we see it…

    Ferns

  5. Coug: “Now go smack some bitches upside the head Sistah”

    I can never find any cute little bitches when I want to smack someone… where the hell are they?

    Heeeerrreee little bitches… c'mere, boys…

    Ferns

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