My sent emails XI

Hello fuckmeintheassrightnowmistress,

Your nick demands a sexual act, your profile says nothing about you except that you do lots of anal and CBT, your profile photo is of some woman ‘doing’ a man, your friends list is full of only hot women, you are actively seeking any kind of woman at all (orientation irrelevant), your list of interests is play only…

Seriously, your claim that “[I am] here to do what you want for your pleasure” is simply not believable because you lack imagination as to what that might mean. I am a middle aged woman who wants her car washed… be here tomorrow.

Best of luck.

Ferns

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  1. “I am a middle aged woman who wants her car washed… be here tomorrow.

    ~Fumbling through desk drawer looking for passport, wash bucket in hand~ … That ferns, just *SO* demanding. … Nice car though

  2. Great post Mistress! This poser doesn't realise the damage that he does. Not only by wasting Your time but by insulting Femdoms everywhere. His classless nonsense tends to make Mistress's wary. It's taken years for the web to stop catering to his kind which led to those of us who truly wanted to serve with a higher difficulty of showing our wives or girlfriends what this is truly about. Thank You for making a point rather then just dismissing his ignorance.
    Steve

  3. Ah Ferns. Every time I read one of these responses I kick myself for just hitting delete when an idiot contacts me with his ridiculous horny-net-geekery! I think I'm going to take a leaf out of your book and start teaching the idiots a lesson ;)

  4. J: “I think I'm going to take a leaf out of your book and start teaching the idiots a lesson”

    *smile* The truth is, it makes me laugh. On the day that I really get annoyed, I will stop doing it. But mostly, I amuse myself greatly with it.

    As a follow up note, he came back with “…I'll come and wash your car, clean your floors, serve you drinks and more Mistress.” Bless. He is actually local, not in Egypt or India, so… bonus!

    Ferns

  5. *smile* The truth is, it makes me laugh. On the day that I really get annoyed, I will stop doing it. But mostly, I amuse myself greatly with it.

    It's always kind of hilarious how they promise the moon trying to get what they want, but when push comes to shove.. they tuck tail and run! But it is so much fun trying to hang them with their own words.

  6. Steve: “Great post Mistress!”

    Thank you, the honorific is not necessary though.

    “His classless nonsense tends to make Mistress's wary.”

    On the plus side, oh my goodness, the prevalence of one line, thoughtless approaches online makes it *SO FRIGGING EASY* for sincere, genuine people to stand out!

    “Thank You for making a point rather then just dismissing his ignorance.”

    *smile* You are welcome, I wouldn't do it if it didn't amuse me. Interestingly, I have not once had an abusive response to my sent emails, however I also have no expectation that anything I say makes a whit of difference to those I say it to.

    Ferns

  7. Maggie: “It's always kind of hilarious how they promise the moon trying to get what they want, but when push comes to shove.. they tuck tail and run! But it is so much fun trying to hang them with their own words.”

    *laugh* I *am* tempted to say 'Fine then, be here at 10am ready to wash my car', but I can't figure out a way to do it that doesn't either involve me giving a stranger my home address, or me being inconvenienced.

    Ferns

  8. Yardbird: “and what sort of fragrance do you prefer, pine or floral? Or, darling, shall it be leather?”

    Silly boy, leather, of course, plus don't lose that 'new car smell' now, will you?

    Ferns

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