My sent emails V

Hello there BoyWhoSpeaksOfJelly,

I am inordinately impressed by your articulate and entertaining email – what an absolute delight to read. I hope others you have contacted tell you that also.

As my profile says, I’m idly traversing the internet, not actively seeking a submissive, so don’t want you to waste your efforts if you are looking for more.

Nevertheless, I’ve always had a soft spot for jelly with banana in the middle and am always happy to talk to interesting people.

Likewise, I hope you are having a lovely weekend.

Ferns

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4 Comments

  1. It's good to know that you get more than just wankers contacting you.

    Now, if you were inclined to share his communication, perhaps those of us who are not especially “articulate and entertaining” might actually learn something.

    … Just sayin'

  2. slapshot: “It's good to know that you get more than just wankers contacting you.”

    I do… it is not all negativity out there!

    “Now, if you were inclined to share his communication, perhaps those of us who are not especially “articulate and entertaining” might actually learn something.”

    Ha! You, my dear, are already articulate and entertaining. Posting the goodies just gives the wankers something to copy and paste!

    Frankly, the 'advice on how to contact a dominant woman' stuff where someone provides a template for 'doing it right' irritates me. Surely beyond 'don't be an idiot' advice, the only things templates do is teach wankers how to get past the first screening.

    Mind you, if I was you, I would also be uber-curious about the contents of the original email, and would get terribly irritated at me for not sharing *laugh*. That's ok, I can live with that.

    Ferns

  3. Coug the e-mailess: “I never get this stuff *sulks*”

    No? I suspect your perfect arse might be intimidating them… perhaps you should take those photos down…

    I actually got that one on CollarMe (which everyone hates, it seems), and in fact, I get nice emails relatively frequently, but the perfectly pleasant ones will never make it onto the blog because 'nice' is really not very interesting.

    Ferns

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