Birthday suit

I wore it especially for today…

It is International Femdom Day, and Ridley Scott is documenting the day just for me. People of the world are good to me…

Presents? Of course you may send presents!! Silly question.

Happy birthday to me.

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  1. Happy Birthday to you Ferns!!!!!
    May you find what you are looking for and not someone looking for a fetish delivery machine.

    robert

    P.S. Is that you modeling the dildo?

  2. Hello Ferns

    Lovely, artistic, beautiful and oh so hot:)
    Thank you for having a birthday! The shoe was a delight but expectations have been altered
    forever.

    *Hugs*

  3. Happy FemDom Day Ms Ferns…..would send you a pressie but the distance between us would mean that it would probably get to you in 6 months time.

    ID

  4. robert: “Is that you modeling the dildo?”

    Yes, of course! I would hardly steal someone else's birthday suit… what sort of cad do you take me for?!

    Ferns

  5. Beefonthehoof: “Lovely, artistic, beautiful and oh so hot”

    *smile*Thank you, beef, for sharing the very first peek with me and being so delightfully sweet.

    “The shoe was a delight but expectations have been altered forever.”

    Well it took me some 18 months before I posted more than a shoe shot, so I'd lower those expectations way back down again… though you never know… enough positive comments and I might consider doing it again…

    Ferns

  6. ID: “…would send you a pressie but the distance between us would mean that it would probably get to you in 6 months time.”

    *laugh* I have no idea where you are, but unless you are living in a parallel universe, this lame excuse simply does not stand up!!

    *waits for forthcoming present*

    Ferns

  7. Hi,

    I like the way the photograph has been designed to contrast the sepia black and white tone with the vibrant colours and, and, and…

    CHRIST THAT'S HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Anonymous: “…and, and, and… CHRIST THAT'S HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    Making me laugh and then adding a full caps compliment with a gazillion exclamation marks is just about the perfect way to react. Thank you!

    Ferns

  9. Hey, hang on a minute here….

    Woman posts sexy pic resulting in many immediate male reactions of confused but euphoric devotion….

    Is this just all part of some deliberate social experiment to test how easily men can be distracted and reduced to howling, begging groveling boy-men?

    Because that's just unfair. I mean, we're much better than that. We're mature, adult men with independent minds of our own and deserve to be respected and I'll bet that if you do the same thing next year then we'll do much better and be admirably unconcerned and cooly measured in our responses.

    I mean, obviously we won't but…. please, please, please, please, please please do the same thing next year? I've already printed out a calender so I can mark of the 365 days left to go.

  10. Happy Birthday Miss Ferns!

    How *convenient* international femdom day is the same day, perhaps this is anon-scubtle attempt at saying “What I want for my birthday is global servitude”?

    Either way…

    *shuffles in with your coffee and cookies and champagne* Have a wonderful day, Hope you enjoy yourself to the fullest.

    P.S. royal mail do not take kindly to one trying to air-mail themself in a crate.

  11. Anonymous: “”Is this just all part of some deliberate social experiment to test how easily men can be distracted and reduced to howling, begging groveling boy-men?”

    I have seen no distraction, nor any howling, begging or groveling – I am totally missing out here! Invite me to your house, so I can witness it in person…

    “Because that's just unfair…[funny stuff]”

    Dammit, as a crush, Anonymous, you are most frustrating in your anonymitynessosity…

    “…please, please, please, please, please please do the same thing next year?”

    That's a good bit of begging right there… 5 pleases make a basic beg, so you have outdone yourself…

    Ferns

  12. The Rabbit: “What I want for my birthday is global servitude”?”

    That'll do, yes please.

    “*shuffles in with your coffee and cookies and champagne*”

    Coffee, cookies AND champagne…?! Happy!

    “P.S. royal mail do not take kindly to one trying to air-mail themself in a crate.”

    How am I supposed to get any quality submissive action if I can't get them shipped to me? I shall call Liz and complain forthwith!

    Ferns

  13. N: “Enjoy the champagne while we enjoy your picture ;) you really *are* beautiful.”

    Oh, thank you N… You are welcome back anytime with your loveliness.

    Ferns

  14. Happy Birthday beautiful Lady Ferns…now I must go ummmmm take a cold shower from the photo lol. I wish You all the happiness You deserve on Your special day

    Respectfully,
    bratty

  15. Brids: “This is all wrong…You said you didn't have hands!”

    They can do marvelous things with prosthetics nowadays.

    “And is your birthday on the 24th or 25th?”

    *looks at blog post date… looks at date for International Femdom Day… looks at date for the Ridley Scott movie project…*

    ??!!

    Ferns

  16. bratty: “…now I must go ummmmm take a cold shower from the photo”

    *shiver* Brrrr… it's winter here and that thought is just too awful to contemplate… just as well strap-ons aren't subject to shrinkage…

    Ferns

  17. Awwww, i am a day late in finding this and wishing you a happy birthday! What a captivating photo!!! Thanks for sharing, and i hope your birthday was WONDERFUL!!!

  18. Anonymous: “What a captivating photo!!! Thanks for sharing, and i hope your birthday was WONDERFUL!!!”

    Thank you! It is never too late for compliments and birthday wishes… or champagne… it's never too late for that either… or too early…

    Ferns

  19. robert: “You are more beautiful than I could have imagined.”

    I've seen glimpses of your imagination, and this cannot possibly be true, but I do thank you sincerely regardless.

    Ferns

  20. Sassy: “You are as lovely outside as you have shown yourself to be inside.”

    Oh my, what a very sweet thing to say *big smile*! And thank you for the birthday wishes.

    Ferns

  21. ooooo…quite hot there, woman!
    I am impressed.
    Still want to see your face. ;)
    (I love it when beautiful Dominas get more exhibitionistic. I passed that long ago)
    Happy Birthday

    MistressKimm

  22. MistressKimm: “ooooo…quite hot there, woman!
    I am impressed.”

    *smile* Thank you!

    “Still want to see your face.”

    This made me laugh, I wondered if you would mention it again!! Maybe next year!

    Ferns

  23. I count four, lovely feckless, but there could be less more more. In this instance, the quality of the woman isn't a quantitative matter. What a truly lovely, entirely sexy photo that when looking beyond the surface revels many subtleties about the inner and outer personage. My initial, more visually-based thoughts, while salacious in nature, bare repeating. The “over the mountains” perspective is enticing. The cock (especially the purple head) speaks for itself. And, the hint of your navel is very sexy. But, my favourite part is the inside of your wrist. It just begs to be kissed. A close second is the lighting of your thigh. I love the way your knee hints toward shadows and secret, warm places of comfort. Happy belated birthday, dear Ferns.

  24. ElanSubdued: “What a truly lovely, entirely sexy photo…”

    And what a beautiful comment, lovely to see you here, as always.

    “Happy belated birthday, dear Ferns.”

    *smile* thank you, dear Elan!

    Ferns

  25. Ferns,

    — ElanSubdued wrote:
    — revels many subtleties…

    I meant to write “reveals many subtleties”. Apart from the grammar error, there's quite a difference between the two!

    — Ferns wrote:
    — And what a beautiful comment, lovely
    — to see you here, as always.

    Pets eventually find their way home. :-)

    — Ferns wrote:
    — *smile* thank you, dear Elan!

    The use of “dear” was meant to confer warmth, but, as I read it now, it comes across a tad more formally than intended. None-the-less, I'm sure you interpreted my underlying meaning. You are, of course, most welcome.

    E.

  26. Everything I might say about the photo was already said by many before me and in better way than I could ever do.

    Word “coincidence” was always associated with me by my friends during my previous life because it was a sinew of my existence and mystery that I have defended from exposing. It is my belief that there is no such thing as coincidence. It is only a word humans came up with to explain that which cannot and should not be explained. That which we all feel in us and around us, which connects us in the most profound and divine way, disarming our need to be in control of everything and nothing.

    Coincidently, on 27th of January 2011 I have watched the premiere of said “Life in a Day” and was genuinely, deeply moved. I have never seen anything like it before, which is the same that I can now, months later, say about you.

    To know that it is a day of your birth (and also an IFD) is just…

    -M-

    p.s.
    http://www.youtube.com/user/lifeinaday

  27. M: “Everything I might say about the photo was already said by many before me and in better way than I could ever do.”

    *smile* Thank you, M, for the sweetness and philosophy.

    Thanks also for the link to Life in a Day (which I have not seen yet… given it was created just for me, that is somewhat of a tragedy…).

    Ferns

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